Friday, April 10, 2009

"My Three Queens"


I am no writer. I really hated writing journals during highschool especially if it's time-pressured. You know it Julianne. I also suck at movies; if you talk about a certain movie and I can converse well with you on it, congratulate yourself...You're so lucky! that's a great timing.


In the height of Christmas breaks and
dog days of summer while others are having their movie marathons at home, you can find me in our store dealing with customers, salesgirls, ignorants, swindlers, nagging parents, Benigno Aquino, Vicente Lim and the other two, MONEY! NUMBERS!!! While my fellow youth are reading novels and such to enrich minds, I am "strolling" from Ongpin to streets of Binondo, Divisoria and even Baclaran facing mongoloids and accumulating varicose veins.

I tell you my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ, you are so LUCKY for not having monster parents.

Well my introduction's over, i said it all to gain your pity and excuse me for not writing regularly on this blog. Considerable enough?


I'm a sucker for some things but I'm proud to say I have my besies Julianne, Rose and Lourace, three of the greatest friends of the whole wide universe! And in no doubt, just like the three kings they'll give me precious gifts in the future. Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh are wat too old
-fashioned. So may just modify them for you, my dear friends?

Let me start with you Julianni... I know you're too passionate about being a "SASSY" designer and successful photojournalist in the National Geographic Society.. ooooh that's a lot of money and I understand you're just aiming for the "self-actualization" feeling and not really the money, right? So leave to me the money and let me give it to charity. And oh, your Lamborghini is fine...
May I take it also? I suggest that you walk through the beauty of nature and not let the bars of luxury deter you to see the unseen. By that way, you can take pictures without having to increase the shutter speed. Smart idea, isn't it?

And you Rose,
I'm certain you'll go away, bring with you your in
born medical expertise. London? USA?Australia? Wherever you may be, i won't forget you...YOUr balikbayan box with a Loius Vuitton bag, a Lanvin or Escada perfume, high funky boots size 10, Apple bottom jeans, Jackets with fur...


or if you're too lazy to shop i can also accept your chips of whatever denomination (EURO, USD and AUSD). In exchange, I'll include you in my everday prayers, that you'll be successful in your mission to keep the WORLD healthy. =)


And lastly Lourace, I foresee that you become a successful doctor/entrepreneur/food frachisor with your specialty "lechon kawali". I won't ask much from you like we asked for your tasty lunch years back.

Kill Shawarma! Kill Waffle Time! Kill the Hotdog on Sticks! Make them:
  • Lourace's Lechon Kawali on Stick
  • Oishi Lourace Lechon Kawali
  • Crazy Lourace Lechon Kawali Crepe
hahaha! I will help you build your marketing strategies and customer equity... don't worry I will never refuse the 10-20% commission of your annual net profit. If it's net loss then let's not talk about it. :p

*sighs

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